Oh okay, the Pearl Thong is not really a sex toy. But it's got beads (sort of), which is enough for us, and this reviewer has got us all hot under the collar with his story of how his girlfriend wore it out shopping one afternoon. So the next time you see someone having a hot flush in M & S, shout 'Pearl Thong!' and see if they flinch. Caution: not to be used at the gym! Unless you want a proper workout... [More]